Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave. Auteur: Karl Kraus Copy Quote More from Karl Kraus “War: first, one hopes to win; then one expects the enemy to lose; then, one is …” “Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbatio…” “Culture is the tacit agreement to let the means of subsistence disappear behind…” “There is no more unhappy being under the sun than a fetishist who pines for a b…”