Diversity is like a buffet, only with people. That’s why I like associating with individuals who are as close to macaroni and cheese as humanly possible.

“I would crack a smile, but I don’t like breaking things.”

“Love can’t spread its wings and fly, because love is an ostrich. But it can sur…”

“I like spending all my time making things with my hands. Mostly I make love to …”

“Even when we’re old, I’ll still look at you with the same eyes. (Who else’s eye…”