Divorce is the second worst event in a person’s life. The worst event, of course, is marriage.

“If I knew beforehand that I’d need a good backhand, I’d never have taken up ten…”

“Our romance lasted a few months. I was so deflated the day I lost my air pump a…”

“I’m in no position to criticize, because I’m in the fetal position, and I’m bou…”

“Look me in the eye and tell me you don’t love a man who wears an eye patch. For…”