Do I get a gold star?

“I so badly needed to self-destruct.”

“You want me as much as I want you. And all I want is you."My tongue warred with…”

“No, it isn't irrelevant. You want me as much as I want you. And all I want is y…”

“I have never read The Joy of Crap. Sounds disgusting. I have, however, read The…”