Do I own my soul, or would two of my clones?

“I invented an invisible machine to help you get to sleep. It only works after y…”

“A brick could be used as toilet paper—especially if you just shit a brick. You …”

“If kids six and under eat free, then I’m an infant. Or at least infantile. Brin…”

“You don’t happen to have any happiness, do you? Can I borrow a cup?”