Do is to don’t, as go is to gon’t. Gon’t even do there.

“I am the William Wallace of love. Wait, no I’m not, I’m the Robert the Bruce.”

“I am the rainbow of love. Even if things get stormy, you know you can count on …”

“I had a Chinese girlfriend once who asked me how much she meant to me. I knew v…”

“Don’t leave me with her. What if her car breaks down, she’s a killer, or she br…”