Do not stick your dick in your car’s exhaust pipe. Instead, fuck your neighbor’s motorcycle.

“I’m standing in misunderstanding. I must have just stepped in it.”

“If I were deaf, I’d wear loud clothing. My clothes would also be covered in cof…”

“You can't put a price tag on human life. But if you could, I'd demand coupons f…”

“I'm not interested in you as a person. I am, however, interested in you as a ba…”