Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee cup?

“Your veins are my worms. Want to go fishing?”

“I say eek to Zeke Ekez, the imaginary palindrome politician of my dreams. He lo…”

“I need to protect myself from myself. And my clone.”

“Amy, she’s got a memory like an elephant, and a body like a meow.”