Does fuzzy logic tickle?

“So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I’m dragging t…”

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgott…”

“Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on ther…”

“I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where the…”