Does this mean Harry Potter really exists?

“I was falling for Elyssa and my track record with girls looked like a zombie ap…”

“This is not good," I said. "These guys have a superiority complex bigger than M…”

“I might be short, chubby, and require a B-cup manzier, but I was still a man.”

“This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and…”