Does this mean Harry Potter really exists?

“That's all life is kiddo. When you've had enough contributions to your delinque…”

“I looked at her like I'd just seen a miniature Elvis break-dancing on her head.”

“My eyelids felt like had tiny but chubby sleep faeries hanging on the lashes an…”

“Everything occurred in phases. The "Holy Crap, We're Dead!" phase was marked by…”