Dog love is blind. For that matter, dog love is stupid.

“Don't go home with that magic man! I wanted to shake my Walkman, warn the Heart…”

“I get sentimental over the music of the '90s. Deplorable, really. But I love it…”

“I had no voice to talk with because she was my whole language. Without her to t…”

“I was reading a poem by my idol, Wallace Stevens, in which he said, ‘The self i…”