Dogs are exceptionally intelligent creatures. My dog, for example, taught me that not only am I a cat person, but that it isn’t really a dog at all, but that it is in fact a cat.

“I picked up the knife to cut the melon, and then smashed it with my fist instea…”

“Bricks could be used to replace stop signs. Some people won’t stop at stop sign…”

“The word ubiquitous is itself ubiquitous in today’s writing.”

“When people say they don’t understand my generation, I like to point out that i…”