Don’t be selfish and keep your thoughts locked in the cage called your skull. Free your mind, release your thoughts into the world, and free yourself in the process.

“The night before I’m murdered,” said the voice over in my head, “will be at noo…”

“The Nile is famous for overflowing like my love. How fertile is your valley?”

“I hate the phrase “Shit or get off the pot,” because I rarely cook with feces.”

“I’m not opposed to new people, I just don’t like their packaging (diapers).”