[D]on't be so open minded that your brain falls out.

“There are moments in life- and I would have to admit that I don´t have them as …”

“A reasonable looking guy with a sense of humour to go to parties with: surely t…”

“But do I really want my vagina to heal over through lack of use either?”

“Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t …”