Don’t be surprised if I try to stab you with a club sandwich sword. I will defend your right to free speech at any cost—including killing you.

“I conceal myself behind cynicism because it’s safe. Camouflage is more protecti…”

“Working the grill all those years, I just got burned out.”

“A blanket could be used to put the war in warm. Just paint the blanket like an …”

“I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s b…”