Don’t breathe on my voice, I yelled through my ears. But who’s there to listen, when you’re all alone and wearing earplugs. It’s true what they say, even if they say it silently—love is Helen Kelleresque.

“An empty room holds nothing but memories. At least it would, if I didn’t just f…”

“I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. H…”

“Blankets could be used to identify liars and thieves, if lawmakers passed laws …”

“The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the…”