Don’t invite me to my birthday party until the day after it’s happened.

“I ran over some dog poop on my drive home last night. But I didn’t feel bad, be…”

“I could jump in a small swimming pool or dive in the big ocean, and I’d be equa…”

“I asked possible witnesses about the invisible man shaped like a whisper, and n…”

“I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?”