Don’t leave me with her. What if her car breaks down, she’s a killer, or she brushes her teeth with mayonnaise?

“I drew the outline of a flag blowing in the wind. I decided to leave it an outl…”

“I like ice cream with my cake. But in moderation, and not like five gallons wit…”

“My armpits are not only rank, but they’re ranked number one in customer satisfa…”

“The best time to complain is right after you’ve come up with a solution to the …”