Don’t make me weight, as I’m skinny on time.

“I went to a homosexual high school. I graduated top in my class. I couldn't ima…”

“How many birthdays can you fit in your lifetime? If you answered "All of them,"…”

“A brick could be used as a penis enlargement aid. Just tie a string around both…”

“The political system, it’s a shame it’s a sham.”