Don’t rub noses with a shark. It may be the last dental appointment you ever have.

“I’m a model citizen. Mostly I model underwear.”

“Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plai…”

“My bed’s as big as a medium-sized apartment in New York City. And my erection i…”

“Thor once took an IQ test, and he was scoring so high that the referees took aw…”