Don’t scream out my name in bed. Scream out random fractions instead.

“The commodity I sell is nonsense. Condiments sold separately. Ah, but that’s li…”

“Your mother, my mother, and mother of pearl walk into a bar, and the bartender …”

“I didn’t feel like buying him the jacket he asked for for Christmas, so I just …”

“The president spends most of his time playing golf and vacationing. But the tim…”