Don’t show me how I messed up, because I don’t need to be shown. Clearly if I’ve messed up once, I can do it again without any coaching from you.

“A blanket could be used in a secretive manner. What? I can’t just tell you how …”

“I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect …”

“I just bought some long-lasting deodorant. You know, for the afterlife. Eternit…”

“In my view, a Cyclops is halfway to being blind. Love sees all. When someone in…”