Don’t step on my toes. Especially if I’m walking on my hands.

“Why send roses? Wouldn’t it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For on…”

“You can call me Dr. Love. I’ve got a PhD from Cupid University. My degree came …”

“I’m thinking about becoming a farmer and a fisherman—a hunter of swimming plant…”

“I drink coffee like a civilized man—alone in a cave, wearing a loincloth, and g…”