Don’t tell me your name. If you don’t tell me your name, I can’t hurt your feelings by forgetting it.

“An invisible wall of super condensed jelly would make a great shield to stop bu…”

“My eyes change color depending on my mood and what I’m wearing. If I’m wearing …”

“I hit a car, but it wasn’t my fault. The bicyclist who rear ended me is to blam…”

“A brick could be lodged inside a home to provide comfort, stability, hope, chan…”