Don’t think for a minute that I can trust you with 60 seconds.

“I hate noise pollution. Get that filthy soda can out of my ear!”

“I did something so stupid last night that I can’t even speak about it today. I …”

“I second that notion. And if I had 59 more, I’d have a minute.”

“A brick could be used for a calf muscle implant for a bodybuilder who wants a c…”