Dream headline from Orafouraville Times: Man Let Go By Employer, Falls To Death

“I cried at the funeral. It wasn’t because I loved her, it was because I was the…”

“I want to direct a movie about a wrist motion, a flick.”

“2001 was a great year. It was the first year I declared myself the “Man of the …”

“I like wearing earth tones, and ties with little shovels stitched on. I stitche…”