Dreamland, I couldn’t stay away, because I couldn’t stay awake. I traveled there in my sleep, at 65 miles per hour, while I was driving.

“If I had a funny thought and a runny nose, but only had one napkin and no paper…”

“Question for your life: If there were a fountain machine that dispensed destruc…”

“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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“I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.
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