Dude, your husband is gonna die!

“Childbirth has always been a dangerous undertaking, but at least I've managed t…”

“I mean, do you know what you get when you call a suicide hotline in New York ci…”

“Trust me, this whole freakout is probably just hormonal. You only gave birth, w…”

“Ciba: "I thought you were supposed to be some big brave war hero. What about th…”