Earwax is nothing more than sound boogers. I’m too congested to hear anything but I love you. Not that I expect you to flick it at me lightly.

“I don’t like Mondays, especially if they occur on Fridays.”

“Teamwork: I love the idea of all for one—especially if that one is me.”

“Pants don’t walk without legs in them. Let that be a lesson in love.”

“I have a deep respect for shallow pockets. They keep politicians honest.
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