Emperors are vain and useless things.

“Didn't this beat everything? A pretty and an ugly taking a stroll together. The…”

“...I want those perfect eyes and lips, and for everyone to look at me and gasp.…”

“Sometimes the facts in my head get bored and decide to take a walk in my mouth.…”

“You're insane!" she shouted."Pretty cool, huh?""No!"Tally yelled. "Why didn't y…”