Employment: I’ll trade my time and labor for your money. So time is not money, because money is time plus labor. I spend my time saving money, I spend my money saving time, and I labor hard to not labor hard.

“As far as how my mom might view me, I can imagine her saying something like thi…”

“If I weren’t married, and I didn’t have a girlfriend, I’d ask that girl out. Bu…”

“There were two chairs, but there were three of us. So, being the gentleman I am…”

“We’re going to go in the back room as two singles, copulate back there, and com…”