English isn’t my first language—gibberish is.

“If politicians lived to be only 30-years-old before dying, that’d still be 30 y…”

“She works in the corporate business center, and I work in a satellite location.…”

“I’m going to spend a lifetime being me, so I’d better like who I am as a person…”

“Love can make people do crazy things. I once saw a man streak down Blanding Blv…”