Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration.

“I would eat my soup in silence, but it’s alphabet soup. They’re all capital let…”

“It wouldn’t necessarily be tongue in cheek if a woman told me I kiss like a too…”

“I’m on the road, Butte is 58 miles away, and I’m driving 85 mph. So I should be…”

“I’ll name my firstborn child Squiblob, after his mother.”