Even free things, things that cost no money, still cost time.

“I could tell I loved her from the moment I saw her, right after she opened the …”

“If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup…”

“The window of life is mirrored. And tinted. And shattered. And borrowed.”

“Like a vibrator bolted on a bulldozer, I’m a regular sex machine.”