Even my underwear is art. It's like a splatter painting in yellow I call “Crusty.

“If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I reminded them of Orafoura’s …”

“A brick could be used to replace the dollar as the world’s reserve currency. Do…”

“I worry about identity theft. What’s to stop somebody from cloning me to drain …”

“When people say they don’t read, I always wonder if they don’t because they can…”