Even though I knew she needed to get something off her chest, I was hoping it wasn’t her big, beautiful breasts.

“I’m training for my wedding, because I’m going to be running down the aisle—in …”

“In a dream, in her head means in my head, as I have unrestricted access to her …”

“Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someo…”

“I want to drum up interest for instruments that are played by beating them with…”