Even though I know my own name (barely), I still sometimes write my name wrong. Usually it only happens when I write in cursive and am endorsing checks for money I can’t recall earning.

“I have a mansion of an imagination, and I cordially invite you to come sleep in…”

“After I go to the bathroom, I leave my hands wet as proof I washed them.”

“Love means the world to me. But so does a globe.
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“I vote to have my vote voided—which means my vote won’t count even when it coun…”