Every mission needs ammunition, even if it’s not bullets, but fiery pep talks.

“Herman is not her man. But neither am I, and I love her more than any man besid…”

“If you were to talk about your nose, I’d take everything you’d say at face valu…”

“Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get emp…”

“I submitted a poem last night to The New Yorker. They said it can take up to th…”