Every time I eat an English muffin I feel like I become more grammatically correct, more refined, more cultured, and an all-around gentleman.

“I train for the winning moments, hoping all those seconds off the clock will le…”

“Scars exist to show that I existed. I myself don’t have any scars, but every si…”

“The phrase “The cat’s out of the bag” tells that a secret’s been exposed to the…”

“Of all the smiths from goldsmiths to John Smiths, the most powerful is the word…”