Every time the sound of one of my farts reverberates in a toilet bowl, I think of you. Could this be love?

“She puts the “She” in Sheila. Who am I talking about? Why, Sheila, of course. I…”

“I looked him in the eyes and said, “I don’t trust you.” I’ll tell you, it’s lik…”

“Life is made up of now, and the past and the future are nothing more than inedi…”

“A blanket could be used to help you remember. You’re probably tempted to ask, “…”