Every time the wind blows I think of her. I wonder if I could generate electricity off my yearning. Maybe a mind wind farm of some kind. Hopefully I could provide enough power for all the lonely people in my bathtub to stay warm.

“Beer has that Olympic medal color,” Rot replied, “but does it have a winning ta…”

“Of all the pessimistic people, I am the most optimistic. I look forward to look…”

“Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love i…”

“His shelf. Good. Noodle dust. Decaying brain collecting dust. Must insert it ba…”