Everybody has a past—even if it lies in the future.

“If love came out of exhaust pipes, like a penis that penetrated deep into one, …”

“Just got done giving my cat a haircut and eating dinner. The two events are unr…”

“A blanket could be hung on your living room wall, and watched instead of nightl…”

“I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and h…”