Everyone has something wrong. And for a while, her heart just sort of flat lined.

“The wild daisies and Indian paintbrush whizzing past are just the genitals of a…”

“Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all? The evil queen was st…”

“Nothing feels as awful as pouring your heart out to some talk therapist, then r…”

“Just for the record, the weather today is increasing turmoil with a possible ph…”