Everyone owns a piece of democracy. Actually, I own two pieces, and each one has a nipple. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I look like a million bucks, but I feel like shit. Thanks, inflation!” “My love is like a crumbly cookie. It’s very hard to give all of it to just one …” “Sexy is fine. So is OK.” “Fear is healthy. I wish it came in a pill. I'd bottle it up and sell it to litt…”