Everything I learned in school, mixed together with water and chicken broth, isn’t worth the soup served at a soup kitchen. I was a bring-my-own-spoon kind of student.

“To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life.”

“Writer’s want to write something that’ll live forever. I don’t. What do I care …”

“I don’t understand open relationships. My relationship is like a normal busines…”

“To show you how much I love you, I’d take you to the moon and back. Or try to f…”