Everything I’ve ever done, ever thought, ever experienced, and ever felt, has led me up to this moment in my life. And after accumulating and culminating it, all I can say is, “Ahhhhh!

“I admire the Stanley Cup. I’ll bet winning it could provide enough clean water …”

“The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t aro…”

“I’m thinking ahead to how I’ll be thinking back to me thinking ahead in this mo…”

“When I smile, not only do my ears rise, but so does my listening ability. When …”