Everything’s a bit scruffy, but such a wonderful day that you have to be glad to be born and don’t even mind other people having been born either.

“WHERE'S MY COW?!IS THAT MY COW?!HRRRUUUUGGGH!!!!THAT'S NOT MY COW!THAT'S A HIPP…”

“Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older sel…”

“But that was just it - hate was exactly the right word. Hate is a force of attr…”

“Woss the matter with you?” asked Big Ted, irritably. “Go on. Press ‘D.’ Elvis P…”