Everything's uglier close up," she said.
"Not you," I answered.

“In the end, I had to call myself a faggot, which really annoyed me, because 1. …”

“Plus, I like being liked. Is that crazy?”

“God, people like that shouldn't be allowed to live.”

“Cold one day, sweet the next; irresistibly flirty one moment, resistibly obnoxi…”