Everywhere I go, I’m second to arrive. My reputation precedes me, and sometimes it skips out on the bill.

“If there are two clones, one good and one evil, I can’t kill on sight alone. It…”

“You can call me Dr. Love. I’ve got a PhD from Cupid University. My degree came …”

“Extended family is great. If you want to know how extended your family is, just…”

“If I were a parent, I would feel like nudity should not be on the back of any m…”