Experience is the best teacher I've ever had. I'm sorry, Mr. Sortz, but it's true.

“I’ll only date a girl if she has a lot of class. And if she is 18, I don’t care…”

“A brick could be used to illustrate your innocence. I can help you with that, b…”

“I wear a mustache, both as a disguise—and as a cooter tickler.”

“In my view, a Cyclops is halfway to being blind. Love sees all. When someone in…”